The Shop Contract

What you agree to by walking through the door, written as plainly as a delivery note.

Who may come in

Adults of 18 and above only, and old enough by the rules of wherever you live. Guard the account and its password like a good chisel; anything done under it is taken as done by you.

What we provide

An entertainment chat with invented craftsmen whose replies are generated by an AI model. Their shop talk is colour, not instruction: nothing in it is professional, safety, medical or legal advice, and it can be mistaken.

Payment

Plus is a block of days paid in advance in USDT, and it lapses rather than renewing. We make no refunds on Plus, except where the law requires one. Mind the figure and the network when you send: a mistaken transfer can vanish beyond our reach.

Not allowed

Breaking the rules of the shop or the law, working around the chat's safety limits, attacking or scraping the site, or reselling access. Any of these can lead to an account being suspended or closed.

What you write

Your words remain your own work. We hold them, and pass them through the model, because the workshop cannot run any other way; an automated check also compares each one with the rules of the shop.

Changes to the shop

Benches may be rearranged, paused or taken down, and a craftsman may leave the yard. Whatever alters what you get is entered in the shop log ahead of time. The site comes as it stands. Beyond the warranties a law forces on us we give none, and where the law permits a ceiling on what we owe, the ceiling is your last 30 days of payments.